Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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