their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
