I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
They have beer where we have blood.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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