some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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