Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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