But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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