We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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