What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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