You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I made him laugh his dick is mine
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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