I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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