I'm lost and stupid without you.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
