I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
