Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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