We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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