At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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