mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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