Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award