Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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Let's paint friendship bongs
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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