so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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