just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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