O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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