We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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