oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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