which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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