yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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