Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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