I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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