i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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