Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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