It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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