Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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