Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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