escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm like, not good at living.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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