dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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