Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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