I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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