Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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