dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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