is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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