I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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