I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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