; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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