So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
