the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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