Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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