just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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