Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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