she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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