my professor just said "the power of the situation"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.