I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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