Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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