One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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