Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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