im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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