she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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