it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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