She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Randomize
