I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
