There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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